The Bachelorette Season 12 Premier Recap/Discussion
WARNING: This contains spoilers in regards to the first episode of The Bachelorette. Do not read on if you do not wish to be spoiled. Also this contains a 17 year old giving her opinions on said 'love'. This advice should not be taken seriously as said 17 year old is most definitely NOT a trained professional.
I am so excited for this season! I love that Jojo is the Bachelorette. She and Amanda were my two picks and after her whole ordeal with Ben, I'm glad that it's Jojo. Also I loved how when she talks about Ben, she's not angry or upset but she's really respectful towards Ben and Lauren. I mean, any other girl would be spitting fire at this point, so hats off to you Jojo. From all the promo's I'm just really worried that she chooses someone who isn't going to be right for her. She seems like the type of person who will think solely with her heart and not her head. And I think there should be an equal amount of head thinking and heart thinking. Look at seventeen year old me trying to psycho-analyse love like I know anything about it (please take note of disclaimer once again). So without further ado, let's get into this.
First things first, Jojo looks so freakin good. I mean some men look like they're going to pass out because she looks so pretty.
Now the next thing I notice straight of is some of the job descriptions these men have. For example, 'Santa Clause', 'Hipster' and oh let's not forget 'Erectile Dysfunction Specialist'. And that guy used to be a former Pastor! Way to go from 0 to 100.
I think girls do a much better job of being entertaining when coming out of a limo than men do but I have to had it to some of them.
Memorable ones include:
I think girls do a much better job of being entertaining when coming out of a limo than men do but I have to had it to some of them.
Memorable ones include:
- James T: Normally I would not like this sappy display of romance but I actually swooned a little bit for Jojo
- Guy who brought Jojo wine: I don't know his name, as of now I don't care about his name but that was freakin hilarious.
- Guy who brought Jojo wine: I don't know his name, as of now I don't care about his name but that was freakin hilarious.
- Wells: If someone got an acapella group to woo me, I'd be wooed.
- Christian: I loved how his story and how he took care of his brothers that really got me.
- James S: Superfan. He's cute though.
- Guy in the Kilt: I don't know his name but man yes. Yes. Hope he goes all the way!
- Coley: "I'm in real estate too. I'm hoping by the end of this I'll be able to take you off the market" That was great. Swoon.
- Luke: My favourite. I don't know what it is about him but I love him. And he came in on a freakin unicorn! I'm sold. Straightaway.
One of them looks so much like Theresa's ex-boyfriend I nearly fell off the couch. I don't even know his name (update: his name is Will), but he's so alike her ex. Right down to the awkward kiss with the chatterbox. Which by the way, I don't know why he was thinking that a chatterbox would impress Jojo. Like she's never seen a folded piece of paper before ooh.
Jojo lit up anytime someone was from Texas which was so funny. "YOU'RE FROM TEXAS" - in her head I bet you she's thinking "he's it". Some of these guys are so judgmental. From the first episode you can see that Chad is well...horrible. I don't know what's wrong with him but I find myself just willing for him through the TV screen to shut up. And by the end of the episode Chad has successfully convinced me that he's a jackass. And he's got some look on his face that reads, "I'm gonna kill your family." And then I watched the promo at the end and I was like 'makes sense'. One guy made a comment on there being two different type of men? One group being the ones that are successful and established and "more Jojo's type" and the other group who "resort to gimmicks". Did everyone forget that Jojo got out of her limo in a unicorn mask. Also I'm pretty sure you can be both goofy and successful.
I don't...love Jordan. I don't know what it is. Usually at this point I can pick a select few guys who I really like and Jordan should be in that group! He's nice, charismatic, appears to be a gentleman but when he's almost so charming that all the hairs on the back of my neck stand up. He is beautiful though. I want to trust him because he's been so nice and pretty but I just don't. I wish I did. I don't even know if I don't trust him or there's just something about him and Jojo that doesn't sit well with me. Though I'm not surprised she gave him the first impression rose and kissed him, because look at him. Although Chad saying Jordan isn't genuine makes me like him more because I can't stand Chad.
What is Daniel doing? What? Someone please tell me. Because I'm not sure. HE LITERALLY NEEDED TO EXPLAIN THE DAMN DANIEL JOKE TO HER. Why is he drunk for? Why is he poking people's bellybuttons? They all think he's this weird because he's Canadian as if American and Canadian culture is so different. Jojo looks terrified that he's taking his clothes off and like me too gurl me too.When he jumps in the pool I'm just cringing by that point. I felt so bad that Jojo had to deal with him and am also confused as to WHY she gave him a rose?! I would've sent him home!
WHEN JAKE PAVELKA WALKED IN I GASPED. As soon as I saw the back of his head I knew who he was, which I think says a lot about my social life. I found it hilarious that no one knew who he was except the Bachelor superfan, who's giving them the down low. He's probably more in awe of Jake than Jojo. Thank God this was just their misleading way of making everyone think that something was up. I couldn't deal if he became a contestant. At this point in the episode I probably would've passed out. Even Jojo looked like she was going to pass out. But thank you Jake for your advice, we'll be seeing you later, farewell.
By the time they're finished the sun is up and I felt so sorry for these guys! The sun is rising. I would've fallen asleep on the floor at this point. No man is worth the lack of sleep. And the guys who didn't get picked, (moment of silence for Kilt guy) must have been so mad because they didn't get any sleep at night. Some of them look as if Jojo is the only girl they'd ever see again. Like it's okay, we've got things like tinder now.
I think there's a good bunch of men here that Jojo can fall in love with someone. I think James T, Jordan (unfortunately), Christian, Luke and Grant will be ones to watch out for this season
I don't read any spoilers, I haven't watched anything else but the first episode and promo released by ABC just for this sole purpose of me making some predictions.
I think Luke will be the winner. Heck, I want Luke to be the winner.
Maybe I'm a little biased because I like him but I think he's got a great chance. Jordan has too much time in the promo for me to give him the winning title. Luke is my final guess. He seems like a sweetheart. (If she doesn't pick him, I WILL)
Alright I'm done obsessing/mulling over this new season. I freakin can't wait to watch the rest of it!
Much Love
- E
- Coley: "I'm in real estate too. I'm hoping by the end of this I'll be able to take you off the market" That was great. Swoon.
- Luke: My favourite. I don't know what it is about him but I love him. And he came in on a freakin unicorn! I'm sold. Straightaway.
One of them looks so much like Theresa's ex-boyfriend I nearly fell off the couch. I don't even know his name (update: his name is Will), but he's so alike her ex. Right down to the awkward kiss with the chatterbox. Which by the way, I don't know why he was thinking that a chatterbox would impress Jojo. Like she's never seen a folded piece of paper before ooh.
Jojo lit up anytime someone was from Texas which was so funny. "YOU'RE FROM TEXAS" - in her head I bet you she's thinking "he's it". Some of these guys are so judgmental. From the first episode you can see that Chad is well...horrible. I don't know what's wrong with him but I find myself just willing for him through the TV screen to shut up. And by the end of the episode Chad has successfully convinced me that he's a jackass. And he's got some look on his face that reads, "I'm gonna kill your family." And then I watched the promo at the end and I was like 'makes sense'. One guy made a comment on there being two different type of men? One group being the ones that are successful and established and "more Jojo's type" and the other group who "resort to gimmicks". Did everyone forget that Jojo got out of her limo in a unicorn mask. Also I'm pretty sure you can be both goofy and successful.
I don't...love Jordan. I don't know what it is. Usually at this point I can pick a select few guys who I really like and Jordan should be in that group! He's nice, charismatic, appears to be a gentleman but when he's almost so charming that all the hairs on the back of my neck stand up. He is beautiful though. I want to trust him because he's been so nice and pretty but I just don't. I wish I did. I don't even know if I don't trust him or there's just something about him and Jojo that doesn't sit well with me. Though I'm not surprised she gave him the first impression rose and kissed him, because look at him. Although Chad saying Jordan isn't genuine makes me like him more because I can't stand Chad.
What is Daniel doing? What? Someone please tell me. Because I'm not sure. HE LITERALLY NEEDED TO EXPLAIN THE DAMN DANIEL JOKE TO HER. Why is he drunk for? Why is he poking people's bellybuttons? They all think he's this weird because he's Canadian as if American and Canadian culture is so different. Jojo looks terrified that he's taking his clothes off and like me too gurl me too.When he jumps in the pool I'm just cringing by that point. I felt so bad that Jojo had to deal with him and am also confused as to WHY she gave him a rose?! I would've sent him home!
WHEN JAKE PAVELKA WALKED IN I GASPED. As soon as I saw the back of his head I knew who he was, which I think says a lot about my social life. I found it hilarious that no one knew who he was except the Bachelor superfan, who's giving them the down low. He's probably more in awe of Jake than Jojo. Thank God this was just their misleading way of making everyone think that something was up. I couldn't deal if he became a contestant. At this point in the episode I probably would've passed out. Even Jojo looked like she was going to pass out. But thank you Jake for your advice, we'll be seeing you later, farewell.
By the time they're finished the sun is up and I felt so sorry for these guys! The sun is rising. I would've fallen asleep on the floor at this point. No man is worth the lack of sleep. And the guys who didn't get picked, (moment of silence for Kilt guy) must have been so mad because they didn't get any sleep at night. Some of them look as if Jojo is the only girl they'd ever see again. Like it's okay, we've got things like tinder now.
I think there's a good bunch of men here that Jojo can fall in love with someone. I think James T, Jordan (unfortunately), Christian, Luke and Grant will be ones to watch out for this season
I think Luke will be the winner. Heck, I want Luke to be the winner.
Maybe I'm a little biased because I like him but I think he's got a great chance. Jordan has too much time in the promo for me to give him the winning title. Luke is my final guess. He seems like a sweetheart. (If she doesn't pick him, I WILL)
Alright I'm done obsessing/mulling over this new season. I freakin can't wait to watch the rest of it!
Much Love
- E
Memorable Quotes of the Evening:
"Plus it'll make them like you a little more."
"This is my FAVOURITE Bachelor shot!"
"My mom would love him."
"If I were gay, I'd be in paradise..."
"I used to look like Harry Potter."
"His butt. His butt! I gotta start doing squats."
"You never poke anyone in the bellybutton."
"White Canadian wasted."
"Damn Daniel"
"I will never make you beg for my love on a bathroom floor!"
"Guys Olivia got the first impression rose last season and she got left on an island."
"Apparently he's still a Bachelor!"
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